Funny, not judgemental

New parent questions that admit how tired everyone is.

The Chinwag New Parents deck is funny and warm about the exhausting parts of early parenthood, from three-am googling to the songs you can now recite from memory.

New Parents deck artwork

When it works

Give the room an easy first move.

Use New Parents with other parents who already get it: a mothers’ group, a couple of exhausted mates or the first night out in months.

How to play this deck

Read one card aloud and let the horror stories compete. The best answers usually come from whoever swears they are too tired to think of one.

PASS

The room stays in control.

No judgement about sleep, feeding or parenting choices, and nothing that assumes one specific family setup. Every card is about the shared exhaustion, not a comparison. Anyone can pass without explaining why.

Five free samples

Try these with the room now.

They show the tone without giving away the 117-card deck.

  1. Hot take: sleep when the baby sleeps is advice written by someone childless
  2. Would you rather have a full night of sleep or a full day completely off?
  3. Most likely to google a rash at three in the morning
  4. Tell us: the weirdest place you have fallen asleep since becoming a parent
  5. Tell us: what surprised you most about becoming a parent

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